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" Let me beat you up, then ask me if I care"
" That girl can't stop talking about you, too bad everything she says is bad"
"This is going to be a lasting relationship...yeah, it'll last a few days"
"Don't call her a bitch cuz she's mean...call her a bitch cuz she looks like her dog"
"Go ahead...hit me...I can't guarantee that it'll hurt me, but I can guarantee you're going to be hurting"
"It's not that I don't give a fuck, it's that you don't give a fuck enough to make sure I know"
"It's not that I want to call you a bitch, I can't help it if you are one"
"Don't ever say 'to hell...' to any guy you hate, you don't want someone taking all the bad girls from you"
"They shouldn't call it the 'time of the month' anymore they should call it 'mad dog season'"
"Not all girls go through 'mad dog season', when they get older it change to 'mad cows' disease"
"Remember God only gives you one chance at life, so change religions"
"If I had a dime for every time you said that, I'd peg you with every one of them"
"If you and I were on the same track of life, I'd get off to let the train hit you"
"If in the end there's only me and you... well, actually if in the end there were you, I wouldn't want to be there"
"Don't worry, you're only going through a phase... it's called life"
"You had a one in a billion chance of be born, what makes you think you'll be successful at life again?"