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"Being close friends doesn't mean trying to help each other as much as possible, but helping each other without trying"
"Though you can't see or hear them, true friends will always be there for you because true friends always remain in your heart"
"If you listen, you'll hear, if you watch, you'll see, but if you talk, what will you do?"
"The only sin of temptation is indulgence"
"What was that on the Richter scale, cuz you just rocked my world"
"You must be peanut butter because I want to spread you out and lick you up"
"Want to spank my monkey?"
"I have something between my legs that wants to meet something between yours"
"I'm a little flat, could you blow me?"
"I'm with the car safety commission, may I test your airbags?"