I PROMISE...
...to let Julia interview any girl I like before the girl and I can get together
...that if I make $100,000 in a year, before Jasper does, I'll buy him any car he wants
...to try being friends with a girl until I actually commit to liking her
...to slow down and do what I feel is right, not what I feel is what I want do by exhibiting self-control
...to not yell at anyone until I give them a good chance to explain them self.